im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
- Gryffindor: Do what is right
- Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
- Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
- Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE
And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.
it winked are you joking
the worst part about periods is like
i wash you, vagina
i buy you nice toys
i even give you a hair cut sometimes
and you gon do me like this, vagina?
you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES
SMUT FANFICTION IN REAL LIFE
HOLY SHIT ACCURACY
I am compelled to reblog this every time.
it takes serious bros to make a vid like this.
This is so good ahaha
FYI: These guys are the announcers for Cartoon Network if you were wondering why their voices were so familiar.
THANK GOD SOMEONE KNEW WHY THEY SOUNDED SO FAMILIAR
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence
x men parody accounts are so important
i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is
I feel this needs to be re blogged….
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